hate to say “I told you so…” si pastrand toata modestia dar daca nu mai scriu eu nimic relevant pe blog, se alege praful. Nu ma intelegeti gresit… posturile lui Mihnea m-au incantat dar… un orar, tema la engleza (o.O) si… nici nu stiu ce e ultima chestie :))… hai ma c naiba. Puteam sa ne straduim mai mult :).
Ce s-a mai intamplat la scoala saptamanile astea? Lucrari la mate unde toata clasa a luat 5, (si eu meritam 5 la una dar whatever…) note de patru cu duiumul pentru cativa norocosi care nu stiau nimic la matematica si stress la fizica cu lectiile despre relativitatea lui Einstein care a culminat cu un test la care am copiat toti (cu aprobarea tacuta a profesoarei). Majoritatea facem pregatire la materiile de bac/admitere si ne ocupam timpul cu teme interminabile. Cam asta e, intr-o coaja de nuca, ce se mai intampla la scoala in cls a 12-a. Tot in perioada asta si-a serbat ziua si Raluca si urmeaza, in saptamana viitoare sa isi faca majoratul si Ioana. Cu ocazia asta le uram si noi un claduros “la multi ani!” :).
Chestii amuzante/interesante nu s-au mai intamplat pe la scoala desi a fost un incident in care Radu Minoiu a declarat tare si raspicat ca el este ateu si prin urmare, lectiile la religie i se par inutile. Nu il judec, pt ca pana la un anumit punct, si eu sunt de acord. Ritualurile inmultite inutil si birocratizarea Bisericii au transformat institutia, odata la fel de importanta in viata oamenilor ca si Statul, intr-o formalitate. Ca ea are nevoie de o restructrare, de o noua directie mai relevanta in secolul in care traim, e cert! Insa sa strigi asta in fata profesorului de religie care s-a purtat admirabil cu tine in anii trecuti mi se pare nedrept. Rezultatul: un profesor de religie neimblanzit, un diriginte contrariat care nu stie cum sa raspunda si un elev suparat ajuns subiect al discutiei mai mult sau mai putin malitioase a intregii clase. Am destule defecte (si experienta rezultata din tratarea consecintelor acestora) incat sa imi dau seama ca nu are rost sa ma mai strofoc. Asa ca imi retin gandurile, revoltele si ambitiile copilaresti pe tema asta desi pana la un punct, ii dau dreptate lui Minoiu.
Ma intereseaza insa mult mai putin trivialitatile astea. Fapte, fapte si iar fapte… nu la asta ma gandeam cand am facut blogul. Ma gandeam sa va retin emotiile si gandurile. Surpriza cand veti citi radurile astea peste 5/10 ani va fi cu atat mai mare :). Faptele se pot reaminti dar gandurile nicioadata. Asa ca va rog sa formulati, in stil asemanator cu ce am mai facut pana acum, raspunsurile la urmatoarele intrebari (in comentariile voastre):
1) care sunt melodiile voastre preferate? nu seasonal stuff… melodiile pe care le ascultati intodeauna cu placere…
2) care e filmul tau all-time favourite si de ce?
3) cartea pe care o citesti acum si senzatia data… poate sa fie si un text din manualul de romana pt aia mai putin cititi… nu conteaza…
4) la ce te gandesti acum? un cuvant… fara glume idioate
5) fool around! spune ceva funny.
liviu
incep eu, ca de obicei:
1) Massive Attack – Teardrop (cei care va uitati la House o sa o identificati), Common – Misunderstood (e dark si soulful… in special datorita Ninei Simone), The Streets – Blinded by the Lights numai pt beat, NIN – Hurt (coverul dupa mel originala a lui Johnny Cash)
2) popcorn flick: The Prestige pt ca are poveste buna, cu intorsuri de situatie si actori buni; altfel, Schindler’s List… capodopera cinematografica, uitati-va la el, o sa intelegeti.
3) Albert Camus – Mitul lui Sisif, astazi am terminat-o. Trateaza obiectiv cea mai importanta problema filosofica: sinuciderea. Ce-mi trece prin cap? Heh atat de multe… e buna pt cei care vor sa faca exercitii de gandire.
4) amuzat… pt ca am citit ce am scris in trecut p blog.. doamne ce cretin eram :))
5) heh… am incercat sa gasesc p net chestii ciudate si am dat peste o definitie a cuvantului “Zamf” :) : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zamf
your turn…
:D
welcome back! :D
Massive Attack – Teardrop…exact asta ascultam cand citeam postu :D interesant
si ca sa rasound si postului:
1)Enigma-Return to innocence,Lissie-Bright side,Maroon 5 – This love,Massive Attack- Teardrop
2)Nu cred ca pot sa spun ca am un film all time favorit…insa sutn multe filme faine care m-au impresionat.Mi-a placut foarte mult seria Pirati din Caraibe.Iarasi un film bun: O logodna foarte lunga
3)Momentan nu am nicio carte inceputa, chiar nu imi permite timpul, si ce as mai citiiii.Citesc Arghezi pentru ca trebuie.
4)Is cam cu capu in nori de ceva vreme.Ma gandesc la prea multe sa pot sa pun un cuvant.
5)Talk to God: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
eu am vorbit si uite ce a iesit:
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
ma duc sa ma cac
God:
Sounds delicious.
holy shit! cat de tare e site-ul ala…
Me:
I killed a person
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I killed the authorities as well
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
:| I just said I killed them too
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING AUTHORITIES LEFT!
God:
Have faith, liviu.
ooook… TAKE 2:
Me:
I am wasting my time
God:
Why are you wasting your time.
Me:
because you are fucking stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
o>O
God:
Oh.
Me:
holy shit
God:
I’m glad your impressed, liviu.
=)) Ok TAKE 3:
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
God:
I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
Me:
I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
God:
Interesting… I have a operating system.
Me:
Windows
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
Me:
:)))
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, liviu.
Me:
burp
God:
You are excused.
1) Aia cu “over the rainbow”, numele e prea lung sa-l scriu aci – o ascult pentru ca atunci cand am fost in Hawaii o puneau in autobuze, pe strada, in magazine si acum cand o ascult ma face sa ma gandesc la o lume mai buna
2) Gladiator – o lectie de viata super tare, daca vezi dincolo de cum ii taie capul la negresa (:X)
3) Rascoala – a trebuit sa citesc un pasaj pt jurnalism si m-a pasionat :))
4) Ma gandeam la Craciun si ce marfa ar fi sa ninga asa ca in povesti :X
5) Doamna profesoara de informatica are varicela
Eh, postez si eu, desi nush daca intereseaza pe cineva :P
1. “Send me an angel” – Scorpions, “Teeneage angst” – Placebo (asta acum, ca am lunar o favorita noua de la ei :D), “Whispers in the Dark” – Skillet, “Jur” – Voltaj, “They don’t care about us” – Michael Jackson [in lista de melodii japoneze nu voi intra, ca n-are sens :P ]
2. “Death note” – ambele filme. De ce? Film detectiv, psihologic, abordeaza teme de actualitate, prezinta lupta dintre 2 minti geniale, facandu-te sa-ti doresti macar o bucatica din creierele lor :D
Cred ca ar placea oricui, dar nu-l recomand oricui pentru ca nu oricine il poate recepta intr-un mod matur, ba chiar multi inteleg mesajul pe invers. (nu degeaba a fost cenzurat in cateva state :D )
3. “Arta de a muri” de Mircea Eliade. Nu-i pot spune altfel decat “fascinanta” @-)
4. De ce exista un smiley minuscul in coltul stang de jos al paginii? o.O Acum l-am remarcat :))
5. Nu stiu daca e atat funny pe cat e de ciudat :D
http://funnytogo.com/pictures/extremebodypiercing/cults.htm
ma intereseaza pe mine, Catinca… si vei vedea in curand ca si pe tine :). Acum mi-am dat seama ca mi-am pierdut timpul postand atat de multe intrari separate “despre blog” incat nu l-am umplut suficient cu c trebuia de la inceput: ganduri, idei, relatari, scopul lui principal.. mai pe scurt…
Smiley-ul minuscul din coltul paginii e acolo sa iti aminteasca din cand in cand sa fii atent si la detalii :). Nu am idee de ce e acolo.. desi i-am gasit linia de cod care il implementeaza in CSS-ul paginii… pot sa fac un dump de cod pt cine e pasionat :))
Cat despre piercinguri… HOLY FUCK! that’s some freaky shit haha
am observat ca la unele bloguri smiley-ul ala e in centru, oare la noi de ce e in extrema stanga? sa fie oare un semn ca exista un comunist printre noi? baaa baaa biiiii baaa
n-am ce face si d’aia aberez.
si catinca, sa stii ca pe toti ne intereseaza, mai ales ca sunt cativa care intra pe blog deci parerile lor sunt priceless
ma simt nevoit sa repet, pentru ca vad ca nu a avut efectul asteptat:
PROFA DE INFO ARE VARICELA
ma scuzati pentru seara asta, plictiseala face din om neom
P.S. liviule cine e laura? :D {admin edit: e soru-mea…}
the talkin’ 2 god stuff rulz!!!:))
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What’s your name?
Me:
2door
God:
I’m pleased to introduce myself to you, 2door.
Me:
nice to meet you
God:
It’s nice meeting you too 2door.
Me:
anyway what are your plans with us?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
:)) waht a coincidence mine 2
God:
:-) it is a coincidence yours 2.
Me:
stop reading my mind
God:
OK I’ll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ur doin it again
God:
Once more? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am doin it.
Me:
no brag as much as u like
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. What do you look like?
Me:
hey i’m made in ur image u tell me
God:
You’ve got my full attention. Good gossip: you are made in my image me tell you.
Me:
/:) god are you on crack
God:
:-) I am a Christian.
Me:
does that include anal sex
Me:
God:
What do you think?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
:-? tought i’d say taht’s a yes
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
hell it could happen now
God:
Oh. I call it “Hades”. Under what circumstances?
Me:
i don’t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
:)) who cares
God:
:-) I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
hey shouldn’t you be allknowing
God:
You’ve got my full attention. I think I should.
Me:
do you think it’s a sin to water flowers
God:
Maybe. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
well waht about squishing a bug
Me:
God:
Well that’s okay. squishing a bug? I haven’t heard enough about it to have an opinion.
God:
Well that’s okay. squishing a bug? I haven’t heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
don’t you read the news?
God:
No. Did something important happen today?
Me:
yes there was a mssive fire and a lot of people died
God:
I don’t judge people. What happened to it?
Me:
to the fire…i guess it burned..cuz that’s what fires do
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. “It” being what?
Me:
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. “It” being what?
Me:
hey maybe in the next millennium you will
God:
You’ve got my full attention. Perhaps. That was a long time ago.
Me:
you are stupid
Me:
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you do that…
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
stop hitting on me
God:
OK I’ll try not to do it so much.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let’s do it. Hey.
Me:
can you rub ur cpu 4 me…it turs me on
God:
Let me think. You are asking about yourself? hitting on you turs you on?
Me:
can you for one time make sense?
God:
Let me think. And another?
Me:
and another what?
God:
One more what.
Me:
sea people
God:
That is very poetic.
Me:
thanx do you think i will become a great poet?
God:
Don’t mention it. The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
swell should i quit school?
God:
What if it didn’t happen?
Me:
good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Me:
when do you think robots will take over the world?
God:
I think it will be in our lifetime.
Me:
and will they kill all humans?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
wil they rape us?
God:
Does “it” still refer to hitting on you?
Me:
you have an obsession
God:
Maybe more than one obsession.
Me:
do you have a usb?
God:
I don’t know if I have a usb.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
well stick one in your imaginary usb
God:
Interesting. Tell me a story.
Me:
well there once was a smartass AI who had all the answers but no usb…so he made up an imaginary usb and stuck a biiiiiiiig answer in it…and then he died
God:
Well that’s okay. Tell me more. Ahem. I get it. made up an imaginary usb and stuck a biiiiiiiig answer in it. When did he die?
Me:
after the answer sticking part…
God:
What was it like before the answer sticking part ?
Me:
well it was boring all he did was play 2d pong with no friends
God:
How about that. What made it so boring all he did was play 2d pong with no friends.
Me:
does stupid hurt?
God:
It does now :) stupid hurt.
Me:
i bet you’re pretty lonley
God:
Actually I’m not the gambling type. Thanks for telling me that I am lonley.
Me:
i gotta go nice talikng to ya’ say hi 2 moses for me
God:
Bye. Thank you for your kindness.
O sa fac o pagina separata cu chestia asta :) dar va rog nu mai lasati commenturi la limita spamului… tudor deja abuzezi de situatie desi I gotta admit a fost f funny conversatia :)) nu ai rasp insa la intrebari :)